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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
(via liamdryden)
| me: | I need to stop talking to myself |
| me: | I know |
are you sure?
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber?
are you totally sure?
(Source: abakkus, via hisfirstnameis-agent)
Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
…
ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION.
RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
(Source: i-like-yo-face-thats-why-i, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)